ramen-hamster:

krissanthimum:

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SJSHDJSKSAKDS????

WIG???

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working-class-worm:

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officialunitedstates:

mentaygalletas:

officialunitedstates:

the doorbell rings.  you go to answer it.  on the other side of the door is a tiny mouse.  she says “let me in.”  you let her in.  she becomes your best friend.  good job

What

good job

(via damn-funny)

glumshoe:

f1rstperson:

glumshoe:

all my attempts at flirting with people I actually like have failed, but for some reason every man I’ve ever looked in the eye and directly insulted has responded by trying to seduce me

I don’t know why “I think you are a terrible, selfish, arrogant person and I dislike you” is apparently my only successful pickup line

You accidentally negged them and they think it’s a positive sign for some reason

oh god you’re right

(via illegalaustralien)

lesbianjennyholzer:

MEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY DO

(via phantom-boner)

traggotry:

Imo the “bad boy who’s only nice secretly/after you get through his layers” trope in media functions as propaganda designed to get you to second guess yourself and your experiences in order to give bad men a chance. Some things need to be taken at face value and if he treats people like shit he is in fact a bad person even if he’s nice to you sometimes. Stop looking for hidden meaning and depth in his actions. He’s not misunderstood he’s just an asshole and it’s not your job to shovel through the shit to get to the disappointing “good” parts

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moonbuckets:

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a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler

right, @staff ?

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sunnysapphos:

not to flex but i’m not straight

(via ionlygobye)

ohgayassu:

No tiddy out

blood in my mouth

sing a little ditty as the site shuts down

porn removal without approval 

tumblr will no longer be available on google

(via ionlygobye)

mjalti:

when ppl are like “being beautiful won’t solve ur problems” n it’s like ok true maybe but i’d rather have a chance at traveling the world making a living off taking pictures and wearing elaborate outfits everyday by designers so rich they think a single banana costs $3,000 to buy than be ugly alone in my room…. wym

(via damn-funny)

kikilazuli:

CN: weekly SU episodes

me who has been praying for this show to go back to a regular schedule for nearly an eon:

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slavery:

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imreallycoolandfriendly:

parafloral:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

I started high school 7 years ago Jesus

u done yet

I’m trapped in one of the lockers

(via leftnipple)

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

(via dolliesrot)

tapatiopapi:

taylorzrealm:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

slow-lotus:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Ariana Grande, is that you??ย 

โ€œhi, yuhโ€

Okay guys this is not even the full version. Check it out here https://youtu.be/94tM31Y2Mm8

LMFAO

Whatโ€™s your favorite app? โ€œUpside down text creatorโ€ DECEASED lmfao

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